necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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grazzlebrand:

We need to replace use of the phrase ‘chill pill’ with ‘relaxative’.

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buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

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So you like chemistry puns…

belleandthetardis:

ischemgeek:

captainriz:

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Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.

captaincassbutt

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lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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